Friday, February 23, 2007

Rednecks Welcome in Hell


Today was just another great day to ride here on the brink of Hell. On the way to some singletrack I noticed some newer signs an had to snicker a bit...
Whew...I can rest easy now that I know Rednecks are lining up at the Gates of Hell . They are such simpltons...

I mean lured in with 5-cent beer (the Devil's Koolaide)...when the word gets out (which won't be long) this place will be full o' Redneck drunks aimin' to make me a hood-ornament on their Bubba trucks. Hmmm...I may have to start carrying my self-protective, hair-triggered, large-bore handgun again.

I just hate lugging that thing up those hills...

...but every Bubba-Redneck has an in-bred automated-default-stopping-mechanism that only works when a locked-n-loaded large bore weapon is pointing at them. They look like statues when that happens...you know like those deer in your headlights.

The day was otherwise an uneventful beauty that gave me some spectacular views between the snow sqalls. I departed the Redneck Hell after a good work-out on the Fisher Ferrous. I finished the day with some back-road riding on the Washington side of the Snake - the views continued until the end. This is the good-life...

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Stupid Bowl Sunday

Yep I called it for what it is - STUPID. It's such a waste of a nice day to watch a bunch of fat-assed millionaires wallow around chasing a goofy little pigskin that looks like a giant suppository. One more dig - why do they call it football when there is only one guy on each team (the kicker) that uses his feet? Maybe they should call it bubba ball or beer ball or waste-of-time....Enough negative poo-poo...

This last week I discovered numerous early (and nutritious) signs of Spring. Squadrons of big bugs kept my protein levels up by flying into my mouth...yumm!





I also discovered a some river otters goofing around - come to think of it I've never seen a river otter not goofing around...hmmm...what a nice life to have.









Today was another great day out on my newish Gary Fisher Ferrous that I have set up as a single speed. It was an awesome day for a ride...any day is an awesome day for a ride.